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John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.
"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"
by Alina Rose November 24, 2021
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William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.
by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021
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John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021
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John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021
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John

John is a musty sun of a bitch. He constantly reeks and smells like BO. John is also the type of guy to have a micro cock, he uses Mayo to masturbate.
by Jacob18585929 November 24, 2021
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John Turnering

He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld

Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks
by tarzanuron November 24, 2021
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