John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY

See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP

by DKO1 December 15, 2019

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John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex

Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?

by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024

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Johns are an interesting breed and are quite versatile, with the name serving as various euphemisms. Phenotypically speaking, Johns can be quite varied, but the most coveted among ideal women is the John that has recently emerged from some sort of existential crisis. One will notice this highly prized type by his interesting mix of dorkinness and raw masculinity. When not kayaking or rescuing damsels in destress, you can find a John jetsetting around the country to fix things. He fixes things, big things, machines that are important to industries which in turn help make economies run.

After paddling herself in circles in the kayak, John told Beth that he would save her if she flipped over. It was in that moment, that she knew what the hype of catching a rare Pokémon felt like, for she had spotted the rarest of Johns.

by A&Please me June 17, 2022

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JOHN POL

A person who has a heart of Gold, and caring person,
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist

Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist

John Pol is a Servant Person

by juan.pablo August 18, 2021

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John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."

John Sebastian should have been more popular.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023

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