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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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The hand over

Hading over your car keys to a criminal. And smoking meth with them the next day in the car they stole off you
Man what happened to your car
I got raped and then he typed to rob me so I gave home my car keys. He came back the next day. So I shouted him meth and we smoked in the he stole off me. Yeah. It was a fun night But I’m a bit sad about the hand over
by Borggy June 27, 2023
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Nightengale Hands

The soft and feminine hands of Lycan Theory. They will make any woman green with envy. When he isn't using them to click clack on his keyboard. He has them extended out to ladies for handouts. When he claps back its like the soft brush of a doves wing.
Lycan furiously waved his nightengale hands in anger when his stream only had 57 viewers.
by Gay Ghost June 25, 2024
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Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.
Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.
by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023
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Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016
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Tapatilo Hot Hand

A Klingon sex move where you spear Tapatilo Hot Sauce on your hands before giving your partner a handjob or fingering.
Friend 1: How did your date with the Klingon girl go?

Friend 2: Uhh not THAT well we probably won’t hang out again but we fooled around a bit; at least I got a Tapatilo Hot Hand out of it.
by WordOfTheDay83 April 14, 2023
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Catch Theese Hands

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone
Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up
by Thenameisjeff124 November 7, 2018
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