subservient chicken 

A retarded chicken that is misleadingly made out to be a "live broadcast" when it is actually pre-recorded. It can pick out words in the middle of junk, like "fjkdlfakjljfkjumpfjkdlfjad" (look in the middle, you'll see "jump"), yet cannot understand "L I G H T S - O F F" (it will understand "lights off"). The only reason I don't diss this completely is because Nikita likes it, and cuz I'm crazy about her... oops, I shouldn't be saying that where she can see it. Oh well.

"Hi I'm A Retarded Subservient Chicken"

subservient chicken by Steaver370 April 25, 2004

fuzzy chicken 

A fuzzy chicken is the nickname to an overly hairy pet cat.

"Oh look at Snoopy, she's such a fuzzy chicken!"

fuzzy chicken by Khaymanbb April 10, 2009

Lemon Chicken 

Any person who shows up within the last five minutes of a retail establisthment's business day. Usually requesting lengthy and/or difficult services. Also exhibiting no awareness or remorse for the obvious inconvenience they have just caused all of the employees.

They are referred to as lemon chicken because theyve already taken the time to eat their dinner THEN decided to take care of their crap at the last second. You can usually smell the lemon chicken they ate for dinner on their breath!

Employee: "Get ready to stay late guys, here comes a lemon chicken!"

Lemon Chicken by Jeb Dietz February 4, 2010

sperm chicken 

a young man of great fertility, or, if used in the negative - an older one who has lost his virility.

Did you hear that Heather had an extremely physical affair with the 25year diving instructor she met on vacation? Five times a night apparently - he was a real sperm chicken.

Poor Jane and Mike are having problems conceiving - she's young and healthy, but Mike being over 50 is no sperm chicken anymore.

sperm chicken by narikin September 15, 2010

Sore chicken gobler 

when a woman is giving you dome and your ejaculating and it makes here throat sore for a day or two.

Bro I sore chicken goblered that chick last night she was whining this morning.

Sore chicken gobler by allidoischickengobble November 28, 2010

blue chicken

A dick that gets squeezed into a chickens ass

Wow! Tom performed a blue chicken

blue chicken by Asian thoughts April 20, 2018

Butter chicken 

A description of someone who cannot survive alone, always needs his someone with him. Alone, he is as overpowering as a bowl of spoiled dhal

Don't be such a butter chicken! Get it together man!

Butter chicken by AsyrafAryssa November 1, 2018