not the baby daddy dance

The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.

Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore

" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.

by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007

german baby leg

(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.

Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "

by Austin Pealy April 16, 2015

Chu Chu baby

Chubby, An chubby or an (person being made fun of for nothing)

Samantha: OMG look at Ethan Yang he is soooo “Chu Chu Baby.
Janelle: ikr
Ethan Yang: Huh? Wdym?

by The random everything April 11, 2020

Baby Knayy jr

A baby that always screams "Miiiiiiiiiiiim!" He can be very dumb and stupid but is always caring. He is also very very very polite and sensitive.

Baby Knayy jr is too sensitive

by ya butt October 29, 2020

Keep a baby bitch

A girl that's so hot you'd marry her if you got her pregnant.

Have you seen the new secretary? A keep a baby bitch for sure!

by Carlos Stone March 27, 2015

Mr Lovesall babies

A pedofile science teacher that loves all kids(and babies too) that has big gay mum dad and gay familytree

he Mr Lovesall babies and makes it rain on dem little heds

by Very big gay mom October 11, 2018

Little Baby Bum

A YouTube channel that makes shitty animations for kids, some folk say that Jimmy was drunk one night and couldn't think of a channel name, so the motherfucker named it Little Baby Bum.

Karen: Little Baby Bum killed my child, don't vaccinate your children.

by mnmseminem May 17, 2020