But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

fat

an inside joke using the word “fat” to refer to something that is stupid or retarded. it could also be used to refer to a skinny or anorexic person.

“charlie, your mom died last night.”
“ugh, that’s so fat.”

“i weigh 50 pounds and im 14”
“you’re so fat”

by ashycheeks October 22, 2023

fat kid stick

Noun: Twinkies, duh.

Billy stayed up all night watching pirated movies, chugging gamer fuel and smashing fat kid sticks

by IdntgivaFOX October 23, 2023

freddys fazbears fat ass

its when you feel like freddys fazbears fat ass

what do you all feel like

freddys fazbears fat ass

by pluh juice October 25, 2023

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

Extremely fat

a person too big to fit through a door and makes the floor colappse and makes a 69.6969 magnitude earthquake happen when they jump

me: casually gaming
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
me: mom, couldn't you NOT break the door
Mom: sorry darling im extremely fat... and you know that.
floor casually collapses.
Me: *can i go to heaven now?*

by Definetly not a person October 29, 2023

Fat Scat

Fat scat is a holy grail in the internet scene, it is hearttouching, heart warming and inspirational videos you can find on family friendly websites!

person 1 says "mmm i love fat scat videos" // Person 2 says "what the heck, those videos are weird" // person 1 says "just watch it in portugese for 21 hours whilist edging and you will understand"

by dababaisod October 30, 2023