Achievement unlocked: Ready to Go

Having your girlfriend/partner ready and all dressed up to go out, then turning her on and getting her to undress again with minimal effort.

My girlfriend came to pick me up for work, I was naked. She jumped me.. "achievement unlocked: ready to go"

by Dagr84 August 20, 2012

How is your day going?

This saying is a compliment that a bunch of millennial's don't say anymore because they are too busy calling their friends "Fucker" "Asshole" etc...

guy1: Hey man, How is your day going?

guy2: Good, how about you?

by BeaverRoots_ November 4, 2019

go stand under a tree

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree

BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree

by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010

Go Own HD

To physically attack ones parental units when they try to discipline them.

Own HD's mom: Im taking away your playstation for the bike helmet tickets you got, Josh!

Own HD: NO MOM!!! (starts punching her in the head)

^this is what we call to "GO Own HD" on someone

by bojzzle July 12, 2007

here we fucking go

a chant that Scottish people will get angry about if you say it as an american because they're petty about an order of words

"hwfg (here we fucking go) is a Scottish thing and a Scottish thing only, dinny be a wee alfie deyes. go find your own chant fuck ups." -angry twitter user @tyierjoepsh

by florallyfading August 13, 2016

Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

by Lady Monday November 4, 2006

Come here go away

Used to express contempt toward someone or something. Equivalent to "get out of here" but carries a sarcastic meaning.
Can be sometimes used as a variant: "Come here fly from here!"
Is sometimes used along with leave me in your mother.

A: "What's up man? Want to go to the beach today?"
B: "Come here go away!!! You crazy? It's so hot I can't think of anything but a cold shower!"

or

A: "Man, did you see Cruvi and the others on the bike race today? They were great!"
B: "Come here fly away! The man barely knows how to ride on a straight line!"

by Mitsu March 19, 2005