cat

not a dog

hey that cat isn't a dog

by not`a`doggo February 18, 2019

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

cat

a cat is a cat
and its a cat

cacat.

by Cat53624 October 9, 2023

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

donnys and mays cat

A large feline who typically likes dressing in short skirts and tight shorts. Often seen wearing nothing but a blanket doing the walk of shame. This feline is often believed to be of Canadian origin.

Hey, did you see Donnys and mays cat last night?

by Yeboi341 November 9, 2017

cat nuke

A phenomenon that occurs when a cat is startled, typically as a result of something completely insignificant, setting off other nearby cats in a cat-dense area, causing a positive feedback loop of mayhem. In particular, nearby fragile objects on top of furniture, and in some cases the furniture itself, are likely to be damaged or destroyed in such an event.

- Grandma's vase was completely destroyed because of a cat nuke.

by Jackyfox April 30, 2025

Chester THE Cat

He loved Lee CY Duck, who is gay. He is very 8745. He searched 'porn' at school before. He also once stripped naked! He watches AV every day.

Student A: I wanna be friends with Chester THE Cat
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck January 2, 2020