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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
mugGet the Jimmy that Johnmug.

john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation
{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement
by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018
mugGet the john westmug.

John-Thomas

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast
by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022
mugGet the John-Thomasmug.

John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet
by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
mugGet the John Douglasmug.

John

The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.
H: whose Ur fav person

Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.

It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.
by mArVeL fOr LiFe November 4, 2021
mugGet the Johnmug.

John Kdunk

And ugly bald muthafucka who likes to suck dick
by Tkvd09 February 3, 2018
mugGet the John Kdunkmug.

john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
mugGet the john glenn middle schoolmug.

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