Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Hans' Cat Moment

Hans had intimate sex with his cat one day

That's a Hans' Cat Moment

by evansucker1945 February 7, 2023

cat

a pillow that's alive, and fluffy.

"BRO WHY TF ARE YOU LAYING ON MY CAT!?!"
"man tf you talking about this is a pillo- oh shit"

by Jaxy 💕 February 9, 2023

Goat Cat

Greatest pussy of all times… duh.

Bro, my girl has the goat cat on lock.
Wtf you mean
Goat cat, greatest pussy of all times. Keeps me coming back like addicts

by Mrs.KDavis February 11, 2023

Cat person

A person who really likes cats. A notable example are the ancient egyptians, who liked cats so much they started a religion over it

Ancient Egyptians created cat persons

by IntergalactalEnergy February 14, 2023

cat helling

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.

Man, I've done cat helling to my cat for my cake....it was for my girlfriend!

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

Cat Craft

A cool guy that’s normally out yonder from Texas… Probably a furry.

Yo that’s a cat craft!

by Wikipedia; Official Definitons February 16, 2023