Cum-buchet

It's a trebuchet filled with human and possibly other species's spermium. It was used in th 14th century to gross out people or to make faggots happy by spraying thwm with fresh and warm semen.

Faggot: Oh boy, that cum-buchet is aiming at me, i cannot wait to shower in human and horse cum.

by EzCsanadnakSzol January 27, 2018

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A white liquid 52 yr old men squirt into a minor mouth when they get caught lacking

Alana: please i didn't mean to.

Jonathan THE 52 YR OLD: no you deserve a punishment.

*Jonathan unbuttons his jeans*
*Jonathan unbuttons Alana's jean shorts forcefully*

*Alana gets horny at Jonathans dick*

*Jonathan rubs Alana's clit intill she cums*

Alana: Ahhhh mmmm *moans*

by druigs wifey May 9, 2022

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Something a child starts producing when they hit puberty.

Hayden had a thought. He wanted to jerk off! He got in bed, and started jerking off. But, he forgot to close the door! His dad entered and said "Do you need a demonstration?" Hayden blushed, "I'm only 10, dad!" Hayden's dad closed the door and started ripping off his clothes. He threw the sheets off and put his monster 10 inch cock into Hayden's mouth. Hayden was stunned, all he could see is a 10 inch cock covered in hair, but he liked it. He moved his dad and jumped on his dad's cock. "Put it in me, papa!" He started jumping on it and felt something warm and wet sploosh in. He then cummed all over his dad's face. Then, his friend picklocked the door and came in. He recorded it while he jerked off.

by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022

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