National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023
17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
by heatstim September 01, 2021
This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.
Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy
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by Dnakajs January 13, 2021
December 16th, tell a friend you appreciate them! Tell them thank you, do something nice for them. Show you care and are grateful for all they’ve done for you!!
Bob: Hey bro, thanks for being out here for me, I really appreciate you. Happy friend appreciation day!
Marlén: You’re welcome bro!
Marlén: You’re welcome bro!
by Cockslurp December 15, 2021
Friends who have had a romantic past and still emotionally care about each other and keep a friendship going. They take part in activities such as going to church and going on walks.
by Odeyyyyyy November 11, 2021