Cat

A fat, lazy and selfish creature that eats and sleeps day in day out

Cats are lazy

by Small dog October 5, 2019

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.

That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man

by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Cat

a cute, young and funny girl you've ever met <3

I'm so glad I met Cat!
Cat makes me feel good!

by TNC06 November 21, 2021

Cat

A cat is one of the best pets you can have! Cats are cute, fluffy, soft, loveable, and lay on your lap.
I recommend getting a cat RIGHT NOW!!!

Dude: did you see that adorable cat at petsmart?
Dude 2: Yeah I’m Not Blind!

by RobloxAndMinecraftGirl July 17, 2021

Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.

A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.

by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022