A treatable condition that causes a really hot chick to have trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.
Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.
The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Often she is too shy, or mistakenly thinks that every guy in the room is always thinking about getting into her pants. The cure is outgoingness therapy. If she simply approaches some guys, she won't have any trouble finding dates. She can even bump into them on accident, and make them pick up her books or groceries, to see if they care. An alternative treatment is to make the hot chick publish unflattering pictures on a dating website, (or do it for her) and she is sure to get plenty of guys asking her out.
The syndrome has received publicity because of the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby", and public awareness campaigns offer new hope for really hot chicks who suffer from this crippling illness.
Can you believe Alexis didn't have a date for the prom? I wonder if she has contracted SGS.
We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.
We're tired of watching Lorna cry all day because she never get's asked out, except by jerks and players. She has a severe case of Somebody's Girl Syndrome. She she was refusing treatment, we took her matters into our own hands and bought her a chemistry.com account.
by urban1973legend March 21, 2012
Get the somebody's girl syndromemug. Last Lap Syndrome - or LSS, is the annoying fucking disease that plagues racing games everywhere. It usually occurs on the last lap of a long, hard, and/or very important race.
Symptoms include:
* Ramming into a tiny rose bush that completely totals your car 5 feet from the finish line.
* Leading 99 percent of the race only to be passed by the A.I. while he simultaneously receives a blow job from your girlfriend and flips you off saying "SUCKA!"
* Head on collision with some stupid ass taxi that just had to pull out in front of you causing you to get in last.
* Leaving your sucky ass opponent completely totaled a mile away in his junker, only for him to recover as the best damn racer in the known world - then proceed to leave your slow ass rotting in the gutter while he blows passed you for the win.
Symptoms include:
* Ramming into a tiny rose bush that completely totals your car 5 feet from the finish line.
* Leading 99 percent of the race only to be passed by the A.I. while he simultaneously receives a blow job from your girlfriend and flips you off saying "SUCKA!"
* Head on collision with some stupid ass taxi that just had to pull out in front of you causing you to get in last.
* Leaving your sucky ass opponent completely totaled a mile away in his junker, only for him to recover as the best damn racer in the known world - then proceed to leave your slow ass rotting in the gutter while he blows passed you for the win.
Greg: How long have you been trying to beat this track?
Mike: Two days. But I'm in first now; I'm going to win!
Greg: ...
Mike: NOOO! I HIT A DAMN LEAF! I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!
Greg: Heh, sounds like a case of Last Lap Syndrome.
Mike: DIE
Mike: Two days. But I'm in first now; I'm going to win!
Greg: ...
Mike: NOOO! I HIT A DAMN LEAF! I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!
Greg: Heh, sounds like a case of Last Lap Syndrome.
Mike: DIE
by Baxton September 2, 2007
Get the Last Lap Syndromemug. When a game has lackluster single-player but has mind-blowingly, face-meltingly awesome multiplayer.
by 50m3d00d March 22, 2009
Get the Halo 3 syndromemug. A person from a small city and goes to a big city and acts and thinks they are they shit, when in reality they aren't.
by Torontobitch May 26, 2014
Get the Small town syndromemug. A syndrome that develops in gamers who excessively play the addicting game of Mario Kart with their friends. It's harmless, for the most part. People with this syndrome will begin to hallucinate and daydream. They will start thinking of their entire life as a cartoon-like racing game. Their minds will be haunted by the sound of the "invincible star" music. Some may even start glowing rainbows and start dancing to the music in their heads. They may act jumpy around other people, thinking that at any moment someone will shoot a red koopa shell at them. People with this syndrome also might have the strange habit of collecting banana peels instead of throwing them away after eating their bananas like normal people. When you ask them why, they will almost certainly answer, "For defense against the koopa shells!". Never be caught in a car with a person with Mario Kart Syndrome. They will almost no doubt floor the gas pedal and try to "power slide". They may even laugh like a maniac and say, "You won't beat me this time Luigi!". If you take something that belongs to a person with Mario Kart Syndrome, they'll say, "F---ing Boo stole my item again!" People with Mario Kart Syndrome might also have a strange craving for mushrooms. Lots and lots of mushrooms...
Dad: *playing Mario Kart* Oh yeah! Toad you just got SHELLED!
Daughter: Dad... please... that game's for little kids... You'll get Mario Kart Syndrome at this rate.
Dad: Pfft! That's just a myth.
--Next day--
Dad: *driving his daughter to school and starts flooring the gas pedal and power slides all over the place*
Daughter: DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dad: ...must... defeat... Donkey... Kong...
Daughter: Dad...? Are you alright...? DAD?!
Dad: I'm better than alright... I'm... *the whole car starts glowing rainbows* INVINCIBLE! *takes his hands off the wheel and starts dancing to "invincible star" music that just started playing on the radio*
Daughter: wtf? *the car goes through several other vehicles unharmed, sending each car it runs through flying*
Dad: *throws banana peel out the window* TAKE THAT YOSHI!
Daughter: DAD! LOOK OUT!
Dad: Huh? *invincibility wears off and they crash into a tree*
Daughter: *looks at watch* Great... Now I'm going to be late for school! ...I hope you're happy Dad!
Dad: Aw man... *head hits steering wheel* I got eighth place!
Daughter: Dad... please... that game's for little kids... You'll get Mario Kart Syndrome at this rate.
Dad: Pfft! That's just a myth.
--Next day--
Dad: *driving his daughter to school and starts flooring the gas pedal and power slides all over the place*
Daughter: DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dad: ...must... defeat... Donkey... Kong...
Daughter: Dad...? Are you alright...? DAD?!
Dad: I'm better than alright... I'm... *the whole car starts glowing rainbows* INVINCIBLE! *takes his hands off the wheel and starts dancing to "invincible star" music that just started playing on the radio*
Daughter: wtf? *the car goes through several other vehicles unharmed, sending each car it runs through flying*
Dad: *throws banana peel out the window* TAKE THAT YOSHI!
Daughter: DAD! LOOK OUT!
Dad: Huh? *invincibility wears off and they crash into a tree*
Daughter: *looks at watch* Great... Now I'm going to be late for school! ...I hope you're happy Dad!
Dad: Aw man... *head hits steering wheel* I got eighth place!
by Wiseguy16 November 27, 2012
Get the Mario Kart Syndromemug. The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.
Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.
by habbie November 20, 2007
Get the Homeless Leg Syndromemug. A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.
Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.
by anonymous376 December 27, 2007
Get the Kevin Nelson Syndromemug.