by woodstock109 June 25, 2009
to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
by Ugs October 15, 2006
the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009
A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."
by EliasSchewel October 09, 2011
Making a major change in one's life for the best, especially applies to people who have made themselves more attractive from ugly qualities.
She has potential to look good, but since that chick has a haircut that looks like she lost a bet, and wears clothes from the 99 cent bin, it can safely be said that she needs a brand new bag.
by Johnny B Camaro December 05, 2005
Person 1: Why do you smell like a dirty booty?
Person 2: Oh, it's my Mississippi Mud Bag. I am in to that type of thing you see.
Person 2: Oh, it's my Mississippi Mud Bag. I am in to that type of thing you see.
by BobDaily August 22, 2009
by funkypeepz May 08, 2011