Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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How was it with the wife last night?
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1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!
2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.
3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.
4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.
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1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!
2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.
3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.
4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.
In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.
*Nut Sack Turbulance!
*Earthquake!
Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.
Blah blah blah trading stuff.
Wealth increases.
Does ten push-ups!
*Nut Sack Turbulance!
*Earthquake!
Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.
Blah blah blah trading stuff.
Wealth increases.
Does ten push-ups!
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It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
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