by IrishBridgy July 13, 2022
Get the John Rooneymug. The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
Get the John Bostonmug. by CommanderKevin October 20, 2021
Get the John Bromleymug. John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
by busstex69 October 17, 2023
Get the john syndromemug. Is hot
John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"
John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
Joe : "John Cena"
John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
by hola nino September 24, 2021
Get the John Cenamug. In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup
Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup
John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
by MostUrban November 2, 2021
Get the John Bouncemug. by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021
Get the John Maloneymug.