by Geeker November 30, 2024
He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one
by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021
by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025
John, John is a sexy man whore, who enjoys late evenings in tubs of cum surrounded by lavender scented candles. A fine example of his sexiness is in his round beautifully curved gorilla buttcheeks. He is known to be very Gay or a big bitch in general. Though his cocky and stubborn personality cancels that together.
1; Oh look, it's john! 2; really? that sexy sum bitch is here? 1; Yeah man, just look at the size of his balls and the ever so fragrant smell of beef, burgers, subway, and tacos emitting from his pours. 2; Snnnnnnnifffffff* Ahhhhh, yeah definitely got some huge balls.
by God has a huge cock February 03, 2022
John has a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. His ‘come to bed eyes’ will give you wild thoughts. He is charismatic, sexy and covered in tattoos. Tall, dark and handsome would be a perfect description. He always knows what to say to make you smile and will cause butterflies in your stomach whenever he’s near you. He has a big heart and also a big 🍆. He is also unbelievable in the sack.
John walks past and says “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”
Response “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”
Response “Hi!”
by WildThoughtGirl November 23, 2021
“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?”
“I’m about to John this girl down”
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”
“I’m about to John this girl down”
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”
by Buzzedbiologist May 09, 2025
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