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Get a life

The go to insult for people after a tryhard beats them in a video game.
*Tryhard kills Person in a game while on Vc*
Person: “Get a life!”
by A person125 April 9, 2023
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Darkest Life

When your a black guy and the sun has been blasting you all day till you tan dark AF. At that point you are officially living your darkest life-Aaron C.
Tom: Hey man how you been, enjoying the weather
Hendrix: nah man, it got me living my darkest life
by Africanwarrior92 July 9, 2018
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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getting back into someones life

communicatng or attempting to reach out to a person
getting back into someones life is similair to apologizing
by didicostine October 7, 2018
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life

not dying
im in life and im not dying
by eope May 29, 2023
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