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fuck like fuck like shit like cum 

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
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Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.
When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.
pre-cum by the other theo June 28, 2004

eye cum shot 

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
eye cum shot by John Plato June 11, 2008

Dust Cum 

When you just can't manage a full spoon of cum. You've wanked that much that your cum is present but almost ghostlike in substance.
"Tom wanked that much in the car on the way home that eventually he only managed a Dust Cum.."

"I came but I don't know where it went....."
"That's what you call Dust Cum Tom."

On the job all night, she bled your snake dry and even when you came in her eye it was just Dust Cum....
Dust Cum by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Brown Cum 

When you and a girl are having brutal anal sex so when you cum she shits on your dick which covers your dick in cum and shit
Damn yesterday there was brown cum all over my dick
Brown Cum by Logan boden November 3, 2016

Colorado Cum Chicken 

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"
You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken