Couldron of cum 

It is when a group of guys, ejaculate in to a couldron. The sperm is then mixed and injected into the woman , then in 9 months the man who's baby it is will receive custody and will be name the winner, with the strongest sperm.

Hey guys let's play couldron of cum.

Couldron of cum by Dingo xd January 18, 2021

The greasy cum slap 

When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

The greasy cum slap by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

Spidey String Cum 

Spidey String Cum means when your cum spits out in 3 (or more) different directions.

Oh damn! Sorry mate, I Spidey String Cummed all over your face. Explain to ya mum it was just a spider!

Spidey String Cum by urbanwomendestroyer June 9, 2022

fuck like fuck like shit like cum 

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

fuck like fuck like shit like cum by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021

pre-cum 

Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.

When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.

pre-cum by the other theo June 28, 2004

eye cum shot 

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.

Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."

eye cum shot by John Plato June 11, 2008

Dust Cum 

When you just can't manage a full spoon of cum. You've wanked that much that your cum is present but almost ghostlike in substance.

"Tom wanked that much in the car on the way home that eventually he only managed a Dust Cum.."

"I came but I don't know where it went....."
"That's what you call Dust Cum Tom."

On the job all night, she bled your snake dry and even when you came in her eye it was just Dust Cum....

Dust Cum by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013