Sexy Penis Time 

The moment that comes when you have to use your penis for a sexy time.

“Guys it's sexy penis time.”
“Is sexy penis time the wave”
Scenario 1:

“Is it the wave?”
“Is what the wave?”
“Sexy penis time. Bro is it the wave?”
“It’s the WAVEEE!”

Sexy Penis Time by nwerdgod3000 October 6, 2019

National Penis Enchilada Day 

National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today

"Bro guess what's next week "
"What"
"NATIONAL PENIS ENCHILADA DAY"

National Penis Enchilada Day by poosquash November 1, 2019

The penis snapper 

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

The penis snapper by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

National Penis day 

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

National Penis day by user194828 February 10, 2020

Lovre penis 

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS

Lovre penis by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

Purple Penis by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020

Small Penis Club 

Sorry Bro, you can't see this because of yourChonky pp

Some dude with a small penis: sorry dude you can't enter the small penis club
You: oof

Small Penis Club by StokkeDaddy June 10, 2020