Ur Mom 

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

Ur Mom by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

ur mom 

ur mom

whats old and ugly... UR MOM

ur mom by uwu kid_12345678696969 March 24, 2022

Ur Mom 

Who I sleep with every night

I love sleeping with ur mom

Ur Mom by The mom collector March 24, 2022

Your mom 

This means that your friends want to fuck your mom because she hot 🔥

Alex: hey what were you doing last night?

Me: your mom brooooooo

Your mom by Suck_ur_mom_ March 24, 2022

ur mom 

meaning of ur mom= something you can say to anything or anyone. ever.

example= what are you doing? = ur mom
I had veggie soup last night

i had ur mom last night

ur mom by kalina aka ur mom March 25, 2022

single mom season 

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

single mom season by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022

ur mom 

Your mom. It has no meanings its just ur mom

Person1: ur mom gay lol
Person2: bruh

ur mom by Someonethatsbored March 26, 2022