John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.

"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"

by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked from squad

by Cheech LLC October 27, 2021

Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible

You just went full retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

John

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021

boober john

The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.

"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"

by IJR_SER November 29, 2007

John Anderson

He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women

John Anderson is the biggest Chad in Gaia.

by Agony Invision July 16, 2022