A word that refers to a stupid or ignorant person; best fit when no other word seems appropriate to describe the ridiculousness of the idiotic person.
(Driver One fails to understand the concept of merging and slams on breaks causing cars to scatter all over the highway to avoid an accident.)
Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Boomer Kegstand December 28, 2010

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.
I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.
by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.
2. Using your dick as a whip.
2. Using your dick as a whip.
by wickdipper December 15, 2011

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."
by bigfish951 August 12, 2009

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
by JJ May 13, 2003

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.
What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.
If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.
If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
by WTDI August 26, 2012

A semi-freshly shaven pubic area of a males genitals that is slightly growing back in with soft peach-like regrowth..
usually used as a derogatory term
usually used as a derogatory term
by hunijkah September 11, 2009
