Skip to main content

Dick Mint

A word that refers to a stupid or ignorant person; best fit when no other word seems appropriate to describe the ridiculousness of the idiotic person.
(Driver One fails to understand the concept of merging and slams on breaks causing cars to scatter all over the highway to avoid an accident.)

Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Boomer Kegstand December 28, 2010
mugGet the Dick Mintmug.

Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.
I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.
by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009
mugGet the Sweater Dickmug.

Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.
Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.
by wickdipper December 15, 2011
mugGet the Dick Whippingmug.

Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."
"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."
by bigfish951 August 12, 2009
mugGet the Dick gazermug.

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.
by JJ May 13, 2003
mugGet the Dick Blanchardmug.

What The Dick

What the dick is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

What the dick should be used only in the most serious of situations.

If you're looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase "What the dicky".
What the dick Blaine; why did you just hit me the face?
by WTDI August 26, 2012
mugGet the What The Dickmug.

Peach Dick

A semi-freshly shaven pubic area of a males genitals that is slightly growing back in with soft peach-like regrowth..
usually used as a derogatory term
"STOP BEING SUCH A PEACH DICK"

"That guy last night tried to fuck me with his limp peach dick"
by hunijkah September 11, 2009
mugGet the Peach Dickmug.

Share this definition