Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

July 2

Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.

"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"

by imsuperhot69 November 24, 2021

2 shots 1 kill

When you and another guy shoot your load simultaneously

When a 2 shots 1 kill happens One man dies another ejaculates

by Puddiepounder November 19, 2021

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021

Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”

by Suddenly G August 24, 2021

2/22/22

2/22/22 they say that date is very special one and it's true they call it Twos-days

It is very special not just for anyone and for me as well, like damn it is special for me, it's the date my fiance and i finally become lovers

Im so grateful to have her i have a huge crush on her since we were teens and until now nothing change i lover her so much she is the most wonderful woman i ever met she got all the flex I'll tell you the looks is just a damn bonus, she can do anything cook, draw, clean, dance, etc. She can be handful tho not because of her attitude because she just want to annoy me damn i lover her so much.

I hope we can fixe any problem we encounter, and talk things out no matter how hard the arguments is at the end of the day we two got each other's back im committed to her since day one I don't see nobody but her, i can already picture our future together.

So yeah i probably didn't give you a answer on what is 2/22/22 it's just a special day because it can be read the same way backward and forward

But im glad i can give my very own special meaning on how special that date is.

I love you, joannaliza 🐰
-🐢

2/22/22 is a special date because it's our anniversary.

2/22/22 is a special date because it can be read backward and forward

by TURTLE26 May 28, 2022

from 2 to 102

The age range through which you can catch these hands if you don’t watch your mouth

Wtf did she say? Idgaf how old she is. Anyone from 2 to 102 can get it.

by Pleasez January 14, 2024