Blues Mobile

A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.

Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.

Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.

Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.

5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic

Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!

by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018

Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

Blue Milk Run

A term that means “easy” in the star wars universe often used by smugglers and soldiers

“This should be a total blue milk run, kid.”-Kyle Katarn

by ThatOneSceneKid July 21, 2018

Blue Waffles

The most scary, gross and sick image you'll see.

Search ´Blue Waffles´ on google and hit the ´I'm feeling lucky´ button.

example of blue waffles

by xHana July 26, 2018

blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

by Bunk3r August 9, 2018

Old Blue

A nickname for Ford Motor Company, or a reference to a Ford vehicle

Old Blue was the original car company

by Oldblueford August 13, 2018

Blue

A young friend who usually gets blamed for making others do things the hard way

Can’t believe we let blue talk us into going inside Taco Bell instead of driving through

by Oldblueintacobell August 16, 2018