monkey run swamp

A douche bag ugly ass man, who runs all around letting nonsense bullshit, fall out of his mouth

That boy is monkey run swamp

by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK August 27, 2019

vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .

" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "

by CYPF. March 26, 2017

monkey getting a haircut

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.

"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."

by Jet watcher February 24, 2018

winston monkey rage

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.

The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.

by PoshLord May 30, 2016

monkey vomit green

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.

I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.

by 1066 fan January 28, 2018

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020

Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

by edphooey January 12, 2012