scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017

Shit Haps

"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects

Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.

by Foust Foust Foust January 03, 2012

Hurricane Shits

Hurricane shits occur after eating mass amount of random foods, which are also known as hurricane snacks.

You body is not used to the mix of random foods and causes diarrhea for days.

I ate most of my hurricane snacks and now I have the hurricane shits.

by Denny D FL September 03, 2019

nimble shit

A crap that comes out so fast that your anus starts burning

"Holy shit that was such a nimble shit, my ass feels like a damn volcano!"

by Shittlebit October 20, 2013

shawty shit

The shit a woman does when she is trying to be your new shawty.

Jeff: “Aye G, Katie been inviting me over, calling me handsome, whats going on man?”
G: “She on her shawty shit, she tryna be your shawty”

by Sir. Munch of the Munch October 03, 2023

shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015