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scotty's shits 

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.
"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."
scotty's shits by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

The Scotty's pride day 

9 december. When you forgot that the international pansexual day was yesterday.
Oh frick! I forgot pride's day! At least it's the scotty's pride day today :)
The Scotty's pride day by karadjov December 9, 2020

Where’s Scotty

A term used to denote there is a larger woman in the room.
*A thicker girl walk on stage at a strip club* someone yells “where’s Scotty” now everyone knows a larger woman is in the room.
Where’s Scotty by SeeJaneTwerk August 19, 2022

scotty sire

super funny, under appreciated, totally a hunk, famous youtuber, cute girlfriend, just the total package
person 1: i'm rlly sad and i hate people
person 2: you must be hot then
person 1: y
person 2: bc scotty sire is sad and hates people and he's a hunk
scotty sire by sierrallen June 19, 2017

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

Scott’s tot 

On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.
Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.
Scott’s tot by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020