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minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth
bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey
by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
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Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort
Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea
by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020
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monkey spunk bubble

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

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whe some one wont do what you want
ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

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owhhh you monkey spunk bubble
by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011
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mexican sock monkey

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey
by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022
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monkey run swamp

A douche bag ugly ass man, who runs all around letting nonsense bullshit, fall out of his mouth
by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK August 27, 2019
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Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 12, 2012
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Monkey D. Ruffy

MONKEY D. RUFFY

Ruffy .... is a person who can't exist in the reality. You want to know why...? ok I will tell you the reason. Ruffy is somebody who don't give up. He doesn't care how hard his dream is or how the others advise against it. He just tries it even more. If his opponents insult him or make fun of him, he can only laugh about it. BUT... IF someone dares to tease or attack his friends, he will finish them. Because his friends are the most important to him. And he is funny too xD... and especially very very very VERY dumb. But sometimes he says something clever, however unconsciously. Ruffy is very kind and special too. He always keeps my heart beating. When he cries i have to cry too... and when he laughs i have to laugh too. In the end he is just RUFFY. Yeah he is so special that it's name itself is the appropriate adjective. That's why I think that he can't exist in this world because he is too good for this world.

I could write a whole book. No.
Much more about him but I think that 's enough.😁

If you are interested at him just watch the best anime in the world : One Piece💕.
There are many more special people.
"You can hit me, you can kick me, but if you touch my friends, I'll kill you!"

"As long as, I live I do not let you attack my friends."

"If you don't take risks, you can't create a FUTURE!"

~Quote by Monkey D. Ruffy
by Anonymo💕 March 31, 2018
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