Rhode Island Syndrome: the act of meeting someone in a random place and knowing them from some other point in your life; this act must be repeated at leat twice a day to be considered RIS
Human: Dr. Thomas sent me over here to pick up my perscription.
Pharmiscist: Oh Joe? Yeah he just called. We were golfing earlier today.
Human: Really? How ironic.
Pharmiscist: Hey, did you go to URI?
Human: Yeah, I was a Ramett in class 1988, you look familliar...
Pharmiscist: I was class 1989! We must have Rhode Island syndrome.
Pharmiscist: Oh Joe? Yeah he just called. We were golfing earlier today.
Human: Really? How ironic.
Pharmiscist: Hey, did you go to URI?
Human: Yeah, I was a Ramett in class 1988, you look familliar...
Pharmiscist: I was class 1989! We must have Rhode Island syndrome.
by Star Gazer 13 April 26, 2011
Get the Rhode Island Syndromemug. Disorder in the workplace where the person who does the least (if any) amount of work does the most complaining about "how busy" or "how crazy" the office is in order to garner sympathy from customers. The irony is that the person displaying Workplace Munchausen Syndrome looks like a fool to most of the people they whine to, since they are standing around whining while the workplace grinds on behind them, thus proving that they are irrelevant to the work being performed and/or the biggest slacker in the workplace.
Tami continuously complained about "how crazy" the workplace had been for the last six weeks, despite the fact that her inbox was full, her outbox was empty, and the customer she was complaining to was there to complain that she hadn't processed his check. She clearly has Workplace Munchausen Syndrome.
by JustAnotherGuy March 5, 2013
Get the Workplace Munchausen Syndromemug. Overly vocal declarations of one's physical prowess and penchant for threatened violence. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in small-statured people who feel they need to make up for their physical inadequacy somehow.
OMG, what I wouldnt give to have 10 minutes with this son of a bitch in a dark alley. I wouldnt kill him, no sir, that's the easy way out. I WOULD MOTHERFUCKIN' BREAK HIM! I would relish all the creative ways I can think of to break every bone in his body. Id leave him just brain damaged enough for him to realize the plight he is in. The absolute hatred I harbor for this man permeates every fiber of my soul and body.
by Robin R June 26, 2005
Get the small man syndromemug. Often an girl who suffers from Ugly Girl Syndrome is socially retarded. Using tactics such as being a slut she is able to attract a partner. Often she will lie and present herself in a grandiose manner in an attempt to distract a potential mate from her self perceived ugliness. Once mate has "fallin for" said UGS sufferer she will then self sabotage the relationship thus making her the perfect candidate for people not wanting a long term relationship.
John dates girls suffering from Ugly Girl Syndrome because he is not yet ready for a serious commitment.
by satan's personal assistant November 19, 2009
Get the Ugly Girl Syndromemug. An affliction affecting a very small population of females. Symptoms include a shapely and firm, yet large and bouncy protusion of the posterier end in a female. A delicate combination of fat and muscle in the buttocks is what gives it the uplifted yet 'juicy' appearance.
Also named so because if one were to cut into it like a steak, it would be quite meaty but has just enough fat to let the juices run over the plate.
Usually a very manageable disease with several males in support of assistance.
Not to be confused with ghetto booty, as JBS individuals can be any ethnicity and the guidelines for diagnosis are much more strict: of normal weight or less, attractive to most heterosexual men, generally accompanied by thinner legs and/or torso (aids in portrayal of 'juiciness.')
Also named so because if one were to cut into it like a steak, it would be quite meaty but has just enough fat to let the juices run over the plate.
Usually a very manageable disease with several males in support of assistance.
Not to be confused with ghetto booty, as JBS individuals can be any ethnicity and the guidelines for diagnosis are much more strict: of normal weight or less, attractive to most heterosexual men, generally accompanied by thinner legs and/or torso (aids in portrayal of 'juiciness.')
Man 1: "Did you see the way she seemed to be smuggling two hams in her back pockets?"
Man 2: "Definitely afflicted with JBS."
Male coworker: "So how did you feel when you first learned you had JBS?"
Female coworker: "Excuse me?"
Male coworker; "Juicy Booty Syndrome. It only affects a small population, but I'm definitely in support of your cause."
Female coworker: *smacks face*
Man 2: "Definitely afflicted with JBS."
Male coworker: "So how did you feel when you first learned you had JBS?"
Female coworker: "Excuse me?"
Male coworker; "Juicy Booty Syndrome. It only affects a small population, but I'm definitely in support of your cause."
Female coworker: *smacks face*
by Rehana P February 27, 2009
Get the Juicy Booty Syndromemug. by Erika Butler June 10, 2008
Get the sleeping bag syndromemug. Being needy with someone you are not romantically involved with. Using phrases such as 'why haven't you called back', 'I left a message, did you get it', and the ever so famous 'Did I do something wrong' when the person is just flat out too busy to get back to you.
I sent you an email yesterday and called today, did you not get them? I need to talk to you, are you busy? Are you mad at me? I am starting to develop Needy Girlfriend Syndrome over here!
by finsjm March 22, 2009
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