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Alabama Monkey Style

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps
"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."
by ZiggarothEaterofSouls November 27, 2021
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Monkey Fun Stuff

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words
Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.
by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007
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minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth
bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey
by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
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Gay Little monkey

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
he lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

My name is Nathaniel
but my friends call me retarded
My dad left me, I was supposed to be ‘barted

I have a disease, most likely I’m diabetic

They hate on me cause of my child fetish

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook (Bruh)
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky (Bruh)

I miss Jah so much, just like Daniel's name
Cause Jahseh is so kawaii, he’s dead I feel ashamed
Michael Boatwright, fuck you
I can’t believe you done this
He meant everything to me, I am so fucking swaggy

Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

This is a certified hood classic
by Nevsterb April 19, 2021
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winston monkey rage

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.
The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.
by PoshLord May 30, 2016
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Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 12, 2012
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monkey vomit green

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.
I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.
by 1066 fan January 28, 2018
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