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bow your neck

Derived from the football field. Players were taught to keep their head up or "bow their necks" so that when they tackle someone they didn't break their neck.
Socially it means:

1) Tell someone to stop being a vagina and accomplish whatever task of varying difficulty is at hand.
2) Tell your buddy to bow the neck of their cock (get a hard on) and engage in sexual intercourse with a girl.
when kickin it at club ... and your boy is showing interesting in a chicky, but is too scared to talk to her.

buddy: damn that girl is fine.
You: Yo you need to bow your neck, kid!
by frizzle088 November 13, 2007
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Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.
Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".
by Don Weber March 28, 2008
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beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014
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Brushing Your Teeth

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.
by Ground Beef Jesus January 28, 2007
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your ass is a verb

Combination of the phrase "your ass" and the slogan "verb, its what you do" thus meaning their ass is what you "do." Often used as an insult or inside joke.
Girl: <anything>
Boy: Your ass is a verb!! Oh!
by Robin September 3, 2008
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Dress your salad

When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.
1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.

2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"
by Murderous Apple January 20, 2010
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hate your ex

I HATE MY EX SO MUCH . COM

posting shit about my shitty ex and reading shit about other people. Entertaining!
by yupyupp October 15, 2010
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