Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

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poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021

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Dusted and Pooped

Phrase for saying you are satisfied after being fulfilled in any certain way or fulfilling any certain thing.

Person 1: Those valentine's day chocolates were goated! I'm dusted and pooped!
Person 2: Goated indeed!

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

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Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

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Rat poop eater

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap.

Ew is rat poop coming litteraly hit her

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap

by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020

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A nickname that is typically given to a person with a quick temper. You are to accuse the person of pooping in a backpack and then zipping it up and taking said backpack to middle school while they are in middle school. This nickname is only said around the person and is never mentioned unless the person is within earshot. The sole purpose of the nickname is to make the person turn red with anger.

Person 1: There goes Poop-Pack(Person 3), I heard he pooped in a backpack once!
Person 2: This is true.
Person 3:Shut up! I did not poop in a backpack!

by Archibald Ozimandias May 22, 2024

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