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Splash and go

Defined as single act of casual sex with a hot girl or guy who is mentally challenged or otherwise unfit for any type of relationship.
Oh man, Jane is so hot, yet so dumb, she is totally a splash and go.
by M6CSR September 28, 2008
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A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
by DC July 13, 2004
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I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!
by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011
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Mexican Merry-Go-Round

The Act of using a leaf blower to propel a spinning office chair in circles like a merry-go-round
"Damn, them fools got a mexican merry-go-round in their backyard"
by The_Irish_Chicano June 29, 2012
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GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF

It might sound harsh but in modern internet slang it actually means "I love you and i was wondering if your wanna date me?"
person a "hey we haven't talked in a while what's up?"
person b "GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF"
person a "absolutely, I love you too!"
by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022
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I'm going to commit suicide

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed
Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"
by Chronicpain July 27, 2022
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Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)
Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.
by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016
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