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Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function
Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!
by dgk1704 July 6, 2010
mugGet the Go to amsterdam and capture a beavermug.

Splash and go

Defined as single act of casual sex with a hot girl or guy who is mentally challenged or otherwise unfit for any type of relationship.
Oh man, Jane is so hot, yet so dumb, she is totally a splash and go.
by M6CSR September 28, 2008
mugGet the Splash and gomug.
A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
by DC July 13, 2004
mugGet the locked and loaded and good to gomug.

I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!
by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011
mugGet the I'm going to take my ball and go home!mug.

Mexican Merry-Go-Round

The Act of using a leaf blower to propel a spinning office chair in circles like a merry-go-round
"Damn, them fools got a mexican merry-go-round in their backyard"
by The_Irish_Chicano June 29, 2012
mugGet the Mexican Merry-Go-Roundmug.

GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF

It might sound harsh but in modern internet slang it actually means "I love you and i was wondering if your wanna date me?"
person a "hey we haven't talked in a while what's up?"
person b "GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF"
person a "absolutely, I love you too!"
by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022
mugGet the GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELFmug.

go fuck your grandmother

something you say when you're really pissed
by stupidassedbastard October 21, 2015
mugGet the go fuck your grandmothermug.

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