Fat head

A fat head is a person usually having a head the size of a fucking water melon and is also a dumb cunt also used as an insult calling someone thick in the header

Person 1: shut up fat head

Person 2: don’t call me a fat head you fat head

by Steve cunttttt July 17, 2019

fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

Fat

Payton

Payton is fat

by 1potatosalad1 June 6, 2021

fat Magna

The beastiest FWD you will ever see, just make sure that you are 24/7 fangin the frick outta the thing when u go limmy bashing with the PVC pipe snorkel

We were really fangin it in the fat Magna

by BundyRumYTB October 6, 2019

Buffer Fat

When, based on what a person is wearing, it is indiscernible whether they are buff or fat.

I have a buffer fat body; depending on the clothes I’m wearing, you can’t tell if I’m buff or fat.

by thegreatspritzingduck December 10, 2021

double fat

this bitch named courtney who isn’t just fat x1 but fat x2 bc she gets too much maccas :)

courtney is double fat

by maccas x2 August 7, 2019

fat cow

the teacher who gives you homework

that teacher is a fat cow

by The OGBobtheDog June 18, 2023