Bed-breaking

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.

NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING

Bed-breaking by rs09 January 20, 2024

Floridian Breakfast 

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.

Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.

Floridian Breakfast by CatDaddy2022 February 3, 2024

Sexual Breakfast 

do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.

i gave a Sexual Breakfast to my wife, the bitch had it coming IMO

Sexual Breakfast by do not tell them to leave the February 3, 2024

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker

Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024

Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

Portuguese Breakfast by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024

Brown Breakfast 

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.

“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”

Brown Breakfast by catfelixe February 18, 2024

Brazillian Breakfast

PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭

I ate a brazillian breakfast

Brazillian Breakfast by seggsynexono February 24, 2024