what a shitter

A phrase used to express an extremely dissatisfying situation.

Friend 1: Dude, Vanessa wouldn't let me fuck last night
Friend 2: Oh man, what a shitter

by MistaDudeMan April 4, 2017

what a sham

You forgot to add an e at the end of sham

“What a sham!”
Did you mean what a shame?”
“God damnit I forgot the e.”

by A human I guess April 22, 2022

What A Melt Bai

A cork term for someone who is cringe beyond belief, best used for someone who puts quotes on all their social media posts

he's/she's an absolute melt did you see what they posted

look what xxxx just put up, what a melt bai

by Cork bai November 9, 2023

what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

What you on?

A phrase used to ask what someone's true intentions are, typically in a hostile way

"Your shoes look like nice what size you wear?"
"What you on? We could Get active"

by monkeyballs2077 March 21, 2025

What A Fool Believes

He came from somewhere back in her long ago
The sentimental fool don't see

Trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created
Once in her life, she musters a smile for his nostalgic tale
Never coming near what he wanted to say
Only to realize it never really was

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
Than nothing at all keeps sending him

Somewhere back in her long ago
Where he can still believe there's a place in her life
Someday, somewhere, she will return

She had a place in his life
He never made her think twice
As he rises to her apology
Anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go

But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be (if love can come and love can go, then why can't love return once more?)
Is always better than nothing

(Who got the power?)
Than nothing at all (oh, now)
What a fool believes he sees (I believe she's never gone away)
No wise man has the power

To reason away (to reason away)
What seems to be (oh, if love can come and love can go, oh, mama)
Is always better than nothing (better than nothing)
Than nothing at all (oh, I believe)

by Death Menace August 12, 2023

Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025