the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.
by credcarol6 January 04, 2023
by vrurbnre May 05, 2024
by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 07, 2023
by StreetsOnLock June 06, 2018
A B-Clance is someone who has rocking curly hair. She is fun, talented, mature, beautiful, and only slightly arrogant ;) She wants nothing more then to be a princess, but you can totally see that she's destined for much greater things.
Girl 1: "I watched Cinderella last night, I wish I could grow up and be just like her and sing and be pretty all the time!"
Girl 2: "You're such a B-Clance. Cinderella is a maid who has to be rescued by a boy. You are a talented real person who needs to show the world how much you rock as yourself."
Girl 1: "I can't be a B-Clance! I don't have an awesome friend named Kelly!"
Girl 2: "You're such a B-Clance. Cinderella is a maid who has to be rescued by a boy. You are a talented real person who needs to show the world how much you rock as yourself."
Girl 1: "I can't be a B-Clance! I don't have an awesome friend named Kelly!"
by _the_kellinator_ February 27, 2011
Pulling a Maxi B based on Max Barber, is getting extremely drunk, fucking a girl who you've never met before in a forest clearing or ditch, without using a johnny.
Pulling a Maxi B
- alright maaate, what did you get up to last night.
- went to a party and pulled a Maxi B mate.
- standard mate.
- Bashy
- alright maaate, what did you get up to last night.
- went to a party and pulled a Maxi B mate.
- standard mate.
- Bashy
by Your Momma 9990 October 15, 2009