by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Get the C - 2mug. by Hehe funny August 3, 2022
Get the 2 fingers upmug. ppl with small penises can use this line of words and mean it, but there is also ppl with BIG dicks that use it
small penis example: bro where is your dick? firend: its a 2mm defeater
big penis example: mhmm daddy its soo big. guy with big dick: yeaa its a 2 mm defeater
big penis example: mhmm daddy its soo big. guy with big dick: yeaa its a 2 mm defeater
by sandeR_heh January 10, 2024
Get the 2 mm defeatermug. by nuniiidag December 1, 2023
Get the Belt 2 Assmug. Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is
by 459395 April 26, 2022
Get the 2-2-30 rulemug. I invented and made and created muahlonnbe 2 muahlonnbeardicks in womuahlonnbehinds. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 3, 2025
Get the MUaHLONNBE 2 muahlonnbeardicks in womuahlonnbehindsmug. Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
Get the Mazda 2 Drivermug.