Poop Hogan

When you’re hitting it from the back and she shits a long turd that drapes over your cock like a handlebar mustache

Daisy was getting back shots when she gave Steve a Poop Hogan

by Pete O’File May 30, 2025

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Poop ouch

Poop ouch/poo ouch. It could mean either the character Mr Peabody/ Mr pea baba, or the feeling of having to take a shit when your stomach hurts or a shit that hurts to take.

“I am experiencing severe poop ouch.”

Or

“Look, it’s poop ouch!”

by whimsicalflyingfish June 11, 2025

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

Poop and butt

Chad Green, Relief pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays

Chad Green is so poop and butt

by Big Chungs April 9, 2024

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024

Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024