poop

the weird sticky shit that comes out of your ass

person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.

person 2: what the fuck

by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022

Poop

The crap that comes out of your asshole

Me: I can't poop.
Mom: Have some Miralax (TM)

by MotherFucker11 March 12, 2020

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.

You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)

by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020

poop

the substance that comes out of your body

David took a big poop in the toilet

by kevintheman December 22, 2013

Gamers poop

As soon as you get good and comfortable and ready to have a long gaming session, you are hit with painful poop pains. This usually occurs about halfway through the match or raid.

Dude! Why are you playing so poorly? I'm sorry man, I have just been hit with a mad dose of gamers poop. You must go on without me. This might take a while.

by PoppaSynth October 13, 2016

Eat Poop and Die Strat

Can be classified as ingesting your own feces and soon after, die from most likely Hepatitis A.

Originated from the video game Ark Survival Evolved.

He is doing the Eat Poop and Die Strat.

by Mrpoopdeck February 19, 2021