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it appears to be what it appears to be 

The true alternative to the lame "it is what it is", because truly nothing is what it is, it can only appear to be that.
I cant stand the phrase "it is what it is" because things are only what it appears to be what it appears to be.

That’s what she said 

A phrase used to take your friends words out of context and make them sound sexual
“it’s too big”
“that’s what she said

don’t make it any harder than it needs to be”
“that’s what she said

That’s what I thought

Interpreted as a dominant version of the phrase “make me.” Used as a method of flirting.
person 1: “why don’t you make me then?”

person 2: “ya? maybe i will.”

person 1: “haha never mind”

person 2: “ that’s what i thought.”

that's what I'm talking about 

Etymological note: This phrase can be heard in a recording of the (ca.) 1929 Fats Waller song "The Joint is Jumping".
"Get rid of that pistol, yeah, get rid of it... yeah... ha ha... that's what I'm talking about..." (from abovementioned recording, spoken)

wooptie woop nigga what?! 

First coined by rapper Dr. Dre in his song "Next episode." Very similar to a "HOLY SHIT!" moment, can be used to express extreme joy, extreme confusion, extreme nuggets, or any combination of the three. Open to many variations, such as "wooptie woop nigga huuuh?", "wooptie what the fuck are you doing to my dog?", "wooptie woop nigga said that."
Bro...you know that bitch you fucked last night was the littlest Brady Bunch kid right?"
Wooptie woop nigga what?!

Customer: Thank God you showed up man, I've been lookin' for a plug on a quo of nuggets for a while.
Seller: Seventy is straight then?
Customer: ........wooptie woop you gotcher self a deal my good man!"

thats what she said 

An over used joke that was funny the first three times it was used, for evermore that mark of a person (typically male) desperate for pussy and so horny they can't think strait to come of with a legitimate witty retort/joke.

See "thats gay"
Robert: Man last night was fun
Mike: Thats what she said!
Robert:...no, just, no.