Jangrow Effect

When a high school freshman female gets into a relationship with a senior.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She fell into the Jangrow Effect.

by Im a llama May 30, 2018

Poo and pee effect

When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.

Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!

Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022

captain effect

Similar to the cheerleader effect, the captain effect occurs when everyone in the group, male or female, is agreeably unattractive, EXCEPT for one individual. That individual is deemed the captain because he or she commands the outer attention of the group, AND is undoubtedly the best looking of the bunch. However, without his or her crew the captain is nothing.

Ex. If you have 4 girls in a group and all of them are the same, except 1 girl is noticeably taller and slimmer, who do you sleep with?

a. 1 of the 3. You have better chances.
b. The 1 exception. She's the captain.
c. All of the above. "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." –Aristotle
d. None of the above. You've got a computer at home.

"A captain without his crew plays with his ship, alone, by himself, in the middle of the sea, where plenty of fish do NOT exist."
–Creeper at the bar

Bro 1: You see that girl?
Bro 2: Which one? They're all ugly.
Bro 1: The good-looking one.
Bro 2: She only looks good because everyone else is way uglier than her. It's the captain effect.
Bro 1: Well, I'd still do her.
Bro 2: Well, that's because you have beer goggles.

by Burt M. September 6, 2017

Brandon Effect

Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.

Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.

by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022

aka effect

When a girl has joined a sorority and immediately starts acting as if she is better than everybody else and sort of like an asshole more than a woman of class.

I can't believe the aka effect has already gotten to Kira, she used to be so nice.

by therealdeal.com13 June 5, 2016

The Phillips Effect

When your wife hardcore pegs her husband for so long that he actually becomes the subservient bitch in the relationship.

Damn Chads been a real bitch lately, Hope he isn't diagnosed with The Phillips Effect. His wife has been in his ass a lot lately.

by onearmbandit#FSP October 22, 2019

Vúsch effect

It's a type of a behavior of an offended person. Right after you say something offensive (racist, homophobic, chauvinistic, sexistic, xenophobic, etc.) and they give u that juicy "death stare" which fullfills you with some kind of evil happiness.

You: "The name of this Vúsch effect sounds really gay."
Friend: "Stares at you deadly while he/she is torturing you with the most sharp and rusty tools in his/her mind."
You: "MUEHEHEHEHEHE" (In your head.. or maybe out loud)

by Luxovich November 29, 2022