A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
Get the John Flansburghmug. A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
by PoisIvy February 16, 2024
Get the John Egbertmug. by guccieggplant April 29, 2018
Get the John Wickmug. A school is Denby, Derbyshire. As of 2023 (these r my personal ops btw) the best TA is defo Mrs Cortez-Lopez (she’s Guatemalan). Best teacher??? Hmmm…
Male:Mr Scott-Blore. He teaches computing, is a total ginger, and just really good at his job. Very fun/not boring when he teaches. Also, I’m one of his fave students so… 😁😁
Female:Miss Faulding (Maths) or Miss Grace (English) Miss Faulding was my head of year when I was in year 7. She’s amazing. Really sweet and you could trust her with any problem. Miss Grace was my Year 7 English teacher, and, because I’m aiming for a career involving English like journalism or writing (she didn’t know that but I seriously showed it in her lessons she was really supportive. Also, just very down to Earth, and friendly. She makes class really fun as wel, so we actually remember what we’re being taught.
So Yh. If u fancy coming to JFCS (the last 2 letters stand for community school, and if u can’t guess the first two, then don’t come here. We don’t teach dum@asses) then consider it. It’s good, as far as secondary schools go. Ryan for reading, I’ve got school today. Double history with a new teacher who’s supposed to be sh!t. Lord have mercy. Luv y’all! Oh and, if u were wondering, John Flamsteed was an astronomer from Derbyshire. Specifically Denby. So the school (and surrounding areas) are named after him: have links to his name.
Have great day (or better ones than me!)
Tessla_xtlgx_03
Male:Mr Scott-Blore. He teaches computing, is a total ginger, and just really good at his job. Very fun/not boring when he teaches. Also, I’m one of his fave students so… 😁😁
Female:Miss Faulding (Maths) or Miss Grace (English) Miss Faulding was my head of year when I was in year 7. She’s amazing. Really sweet and you could trust her with any problem. Miss Grace was my Year 7 English teacher, and, because I’m aiming for a career involving English like journalism or writing (she didn’t know that but I seriously showed it in her lessons she was really supportive. Also, just very down to Earth, and friendly. She makes class really fun as wel, so we actually remember what we’re being taught.
So Yh. If u fancy coming to JFCS (the last 2 letters stand for community school, and if u can’t guess the first two, then don’t come here. We don’t teach dum@asses) then consider it. It’s good, as far as secondary schools go. Ryan for reading, I’ve got school today. Double history with a new teacher who’s supposed to be sh!t. Lord have mercy. Luv y’all! Oh and, if u were wondering, John Flamsteed was an astronomer from Derbyshire. Specifically Denby. So the school (and surrounding areas) are named after him: have links to his name.
Have great day (or better ones than me!)
Tessla_xtlgx_03
“I go to John Flamsteed Community School!”
“Oh what’s it like there?”
“Ok, it’s not clean. No secondary school is. There are flaws. But we always work hard to fix them. The level of education is great. Lessons and their structures, are all edited constantly to improve the understanding of certain topics. Google us.”
“I will do”
“That’s great! Have an amazing day you lovely human being!
“Bye!!”
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“Oh what’s it like there?”
“Ok, it’s not clean. No secondary school is. There are flaws. But we always work hard to fix them. The level of education is great. Lessons and their structures, are all edited constantly to improve the understanding of certain topics. Google us.”
“I will do”
“That’s great! Have an amazing day you lovely human being!
“Bye!!”
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by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 14, 2023
Get the John Flamsteedmug. A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.
by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024
Get the John Tringmug. by BaruugaHimself July 24, 2025
Get the John Colormug. A teenage boy that has Gerontophilia
by Son Yeon October 7, 2020
Get the John Leemug.