by Noongarnator October 29, 2020
Get the John Merciecamug. by taxitaco April 23, 2024
Get the Mama Johnmug. John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021
Get the Johnmug. we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
Get the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug. by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020
Get the John Macymug. John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.
by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019
Get the John cranemug.