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the double blackout

The double blackout is when you go day drinking, and blackout for the first time before noon. You won’t know what happened but when you wake up there could be a stranger in your bed and you could be naked. That’s when you start to piece your day together and wonder what happened with the stranger. However, it’s only 4pm and your friends want to meet up. That’s when you rally. The probably ends with shots of tequila and throwing up in an alley outside some kind of shit smelling Indian restaurant. But you don’t know bc you just did the double blackout. The next morning is a rough one.
Hey Carey! I don’t remember shit. I feel like a dirty whore bc I woke up after my first blackout and couldn’t remember if I fucked this guy named Steve. He seemed cool though so we rallied. We were up until 6 am when I blacked out again, but the last thing I remember is sucking his dick in the last bar we were in. It was another of the double blackout for me...
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018
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Double Dipping

When someone has you to do the same task twice in one frame of time (day, week, etc). Usually used to parental or boss-like figures between friends or strangers.
My mom had me double dipping on the dishes today, even when it was my brother's turn.

My coworker had me double dip on his shift again. This is the 2nd time this week.
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Double-stuffed

The act of accidentally inserting a tampon when forgetting to remove the previous tampon.

Not an advised action as you may not discover the accident until days later when the body rejects the tampons.
Remember that one time I accidentally double-stuffed myself?
by Elle Woods February 12, 2020
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double-second-cousin

Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
My double-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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Double X

Be quiet or don't tell
"Rail me double X"
Rail me and don't tell
by Theghost23 October 11, 2022
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Double Clutch

The act of re-wiping your ass a few hours after taking a shit.
I gotta go double clutch after dropping that yam this morning.
by Sean Ss November 23, 2019
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double-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Double-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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