Cats

A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).
People should learn to speak the cats language before they takeover.
by BigBillTheDuck February 21, 2022
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a super cool person that likes to play jazz and swing
Yo you heard John? That cat plays the tenor sax!
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A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.
Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
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Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.
I have a cat. Why did I buy him?
by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018
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A cat is a mammal that is furry and has a reputation for being likeable. Cat's are infinitely better than dodges. Oh yeah and they lick people.
I have a cat,
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by Rugbyface10 December 12, 2018
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