i love you

A lie most people tell to other people

someone : i love you <33

you : i love you too

that person : I don't love you anymore :<

by loonley4ever November 28, 2021

I fuckin' know!

Usually said in the most common of accents, (mainly those which are widely known as the 'chav' accents) used by several semi-famous people of our time, for example: MC Devvo, MC Dezmo and DJ SpitInYerEye, this phrase is usually used by those who believe they 'genuinely know', only with only a slight colloquial and explicit manner. Nevertheless, the people often using this in the most serious of their own ways are often referred to as pricks.

*Ducks 'swanning around' aimlessly, pecking at the floor looking for some food*

Darren: Oi! Ain't no foods 'round 'ere..!

Duck: ........

Darren: I fuckin' KNOW!!

Duck: ........

Darren: Yeah, fuckin' showed you dickhead!

Duck: ........ Woof.

Darren: Phuuuuurk!

by DezmoBabyLoads October 8, 2011

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

Auntie Kriss-ied

Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed

To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.

Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun

Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.

She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !

I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.

You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.

I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.

by HappyBirthday26May May 25, 2009

i fucking nutted

when someone cums but with -fucking prefix

i fucking nutted

by jayfancy170 October 14, 2022

The person I like

The person I like his name starts with an A and ends with an N and his last name starts with a C and ends with an E ik he won’t like me after last time and I don’t blame him, I hate myself for what I did. If only we could go back to before I broke up with him maybe I would have a better life. He’s the only person bringing me joy right now.

The person I like is the best

by TRaiga July 30, 2021