your mom's pussy

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

by xXLorDXx October 7, 2010

Yeet your mom

Yeet your mom means that you yeet your mom out of the window if shes annoying.

Yeet your mom
Mom: Are you done with your homework?
me: No! I´m playing minecraft!
Mom: Make your homework now!
Me: You are annoying......
*me yeet my mom through the window

by Bwoib October 25, 2019

your mom gay

by far the most deadly weapon in your arsenal when someone tries to roast you or insults you in any shape or manner. It will literally end their life in a very swift manner.

Manager: fuck out my office David

David: Your mom gay
Manager: *is fucking obliterated*

by Mr_Sister_Fister March 30, 2018

your mom burger

A true insult a male uses when trying to astablish dominance

“That’s my food”

“Your mom burger”

by Yourmomburger February 11, 2018

abcdefu and your mom

a part of a song or tiktok trend
basically saying fuck you and your mom

Jack: abcdefu and your mom

Emily: wow, rude

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ March 13, 2022

your mom's a pig

A phrase that came into existence on the 27/03/23 in a dorm in northern Belgium. It is meant to be an insult.

Person 1: (snoring) your mom's a pig
Person 2: (jumps out of bed) sexy pig

by npat March 30, 2023

the 'your mom' reflex

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.

president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.

by sare1258 April 20, 2010